1. Extremely low-waist, saggy jeans pompously showing off their underwear
2. Deep, deep v-neck t-shirts
3. Shirtless in the city during the summer
4. Wearing “sportswear”, when clearly you have never done a moment’s sport in your life
5. Skinny jeans
6. Embroidered and dedazzled denim with floral and tribal prints with ultra-flared bottom
7. Salmon pink chinos
8. Drop crotch pants
9. Full tracksuit outfits
10. Shirts with top buttons done up with no tie
11. Flatpeaked baseball hats
12. Socks with Sandals – Condoms and contraceptives aren’t 100% protection against pregnancy; these are.